Yesterday I was talking with some friends. It went something like this:
Me: Yeah, it was really —
(I back into a light fixture.)
Friend: Oh, are you ok?
Me: I’m fine, just a little startled. (Pause.) You know, that should be on my gravestone: “Here lies Ilan. He was fine, just a little startled.”
Everybody: (General agreement.)
Boo!
and everybody laughed thinking about Ilan’s gravestone.
to be honest, though, your gravestone was also the first thing I thought about as well when I heard that line. true story.
a bissel morbid, no?
wacko
ROFL!