One Day

Yesterday I was talking with some friends. It went something like this:

Me: Yeah, it was really —
(I back into a light fixture.)
Friend: Oh, are you ok?
Me: I’m fine, just a little startled. (Pause.) You know, that should be on my gravestone: “Here lies Ilan. He was fine, just a little startled.”
Everybody: (General agreement.)

3 Responses to “One Day”

  1. Eli says:


  2. cuz dys says:

    and everybody laughed thinking about Ilan’s gravestone.

    to be honest, though, your gravestone was also the first thing I thought about as well when I heard that line. true story.

    a bissel morbid, no?

  3. Alisha says:


Leave a Reply