Yes, But Where Do I Find the Lawn Ornaments?

Want to have some fun? Walk into Bed Bath and Beyond and have the following conversation:

YOU: Excuse me, where is the Bedding Department?
BED BATH AND BEYONDER: (pointing) Over there.
YOU: And where are the bath items?
BED BATH AND BEYONDER: (pointing) Right there.
YOU: Thank you. And, uh, where can I purchase the beyond?
BED BATH AND BEYONDER: I hate you and everything you stand for.
YOU: So…you’re all out of beyond?
BED BATH AND BEYONDER: There is not enough fire in hell to express the rage I am barely containing.
YOU: Hmmm…I guess I’ll just look around then. I heard they have the best beyond in town in this place.

One Response to “Yes, But Where Do I Find the Lawn Ornaments?”

  1. Elster says:

    Hey – Just wanted to know I discovered your (2) blogs though a comment you left somewhere. Seems interesting.

    I know people love comments from new and unsuspecting places so I figured I’d leave you one.

    Keep writing.

    E.

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