Driving to Distraction

You know what’s worse than a fatal automobile collision?
A fatal automobile collision with a clown car.
I can see the headline now:

TWO-CAR PILEUP LEAVES 53 DEAD; CIRCUS MOURNS

But the thing is, despite the tragedy, it’s kinda funny, ’cause, well, they’re clowns.

4 Responses to “Driving to Distraction”

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    Guess who’s coming to Cornell tomorrow?
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  2. Aylana says:

    Also, call me because I do not have your number.

  3. Stuart says:

    I think my setup for the joke was better: “Ilan Cohen set a new personal record for road safety today by only hitting one car while driving home from college. Unfortunately, the accident killed 50 clowns.”

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