Driving to Distraction
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
You know what’s worse than a fatal automobile collision?
A fatal automobile collision with a clown car.
I can see the headline now:
TWO-CAR PILEUP LEAVES 53 DEAD; CIRCUS MOURNS
But the thing is, despite the tragedy, it’s kinda funny, ’cause, well, they’re clowns.
