You know how people always say “If my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a wagon?”
(Trust me, it’s a saying. There are other variations on it, but…yeah , I know. You don’t care.)
Well, um, WHAT THE #$&% DOES THAT MEAN?
If my grandmother had wheels (which she does not), she would not be a wagon.
Maybe one of those once-trendy Razor scooters or something, but most definitely not a wagon.
Whoever came up with that saying should be shot.
Repeatedly.
