Bending Space-Time

You know how people set their clocks fast on the theory that they’ll be on time for classes and meetings? Well, I took that theory to its logical conclusion. To make a long story short, there’s a rip in space-time in my closet, some guy with a ray gun is using my bathroom, and I think the apocalypse is next Tuesday.

2 Responses to “Bending Space-Time”

  1. Chaim says:

    tomorrow, yes, but given the singularity, we will probably experience it as being several years in the future (at least)

  2. Eliyahu says:

    Actually, according to modern space-time warp/rip theory, this means that the apocalypse will only have occured in an alternate timeline. We have nothing to fear.

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