You know how people set their clocks fast on the theory that they’ll be on time for classes and meetings? Well, I took that theory to its logical conclusion. To make a long story short, there’s a rip in space-time in my closet, some guy with a ray gun is using my bathroom, and I think the apocalypse is next Tuesday.
Bending Space-Time
September 8th, 2004 by ilan
tomorrow, yes, but given the singularity, we will probably experience it as being several years in the future (at least)
Actually, according to modern space-time warp/rip theory, this means that the apocalypse will only have occured in an alternate timeline. We have nothing to fear.