Aphorisms Redux

A few thoughts:

You can’t always get what you want,
but if you try real hard,
you just might find,
that you wake up in a pool of your own vomit next to a powerful one-legged woman named Edna, who is wielding a rolling pin menacingly.

The road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but the policemen probably have cooler uniforms than on the road to heaven.

Ask not what you can do for your country but what you can do in a playground with a socket wrench at 3 in the morning.(You’d be surprised.)

Leave a Reply